Baptizing The Drunk

By Asif De Rebel
Balgobin who is always drunk stumbles along a baptismal service on Sunday afternoon down by the Corentyne river, performed by some white man pastor, who came to Guyana on a "crusade".

Balgobin proceeds to walk down into the water and stand next to the preacher. The minister turns and notices the old drunk and says, "Mister, are you ready to find Jesus?"

Balgobin looks back and says, "Yes sir , meh ready fa find am."

The minister then dunks him under the water and pulls him right back up. "Have you found Jesus?" the preacher asked. "Nooo!" said the drunk.

The preacher then dunks him under for quite a bit longer, brings him up and says, "Now, brother, have you found Jesus?" "Noooo, meh did not, Mista Pasta."

The preacher in disgust holds Balgobin under for at least 30 seconds this time, brings him out of the water and says in a harsh tone, "My God, man, have you found Jesus yet?"

Balgobin wipes his eyes and says to the preacher... "Yuh sure dis is where he fall in?"

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Obligations by Asif De Rebel

Two Trinis boarded a flight out of Piarco bound for NYC. One sat in the window seat, the other sat in the middle seat. Just before take-off, a Guyanese got on and took the aisle seat next to the two Trinis. The Guyanese kicked off his shoes, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Trini in the window seat said, "Meh think ,meh guh get up and get wun coke." "No problem," said the Guyanese, "Meh guh get it for you." While he was gone, one of the Trini picked up the Guyanese shoe and spit in it. When he returned with the coke, the other Trini said, "Dat looks good, meh think meh guh have wan too." Again, the Guyanese obligingly went to fetch it and while he was gone, the other Trini picked up the other shoe and spit in it. The Guyanese returned and they all sat back and enjoyed the flight. As the plane was landing, the Guyanese slipped his feet into his shoes and knew immediately what had happened. "How lang muss this go on?" he asked. "Dis fighting between abee people? Dis hatred? Dis animosity? This spitting in shoes an pissing in cokes?"